Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

Settle our differences

Passing off the bag/packet

Let’s settle our differences and you can head to the disabled torrlet.

by J_Fingers October 10, 2020

Setter

someone who always likes sitting down

Setter means : oh ya my cousin loves to sit down and not stand up/being lazy.

by O’ Connor October 25, 2020

settia

-A Settia is a known as a badass bitch. They are usually 4”11 or smaller and also known to be a very loyal person. They are very rare and when you do have the pleasure of meeting one your in for a treat.

Hey is that A Settia over there in their natural habitat? Wow she’s so little and friendly looking!

by gotkrista January 11, 2021

serotonic

the state of something bringing many molecules of serotonin to your brain

“i saw a really cute puppy today, and it was absolutely serotonic”

by gray haugs May 19, 2021

Sethtism

adj; sethtistic:

Rare learning disability associated with blond hair people
Symptoms include; horse, weird running pattern, duck feet, pepperoni nipples, always asking for answers, man slave, vomiting for hours without stopping, always getting caught.

Bro do you have sethtism...

by Chicken Jones May 25, 2021

sethtism

A rare medical condition usually involving the stupid one in the friend-group
Symptoms include- usually blond, run weird, obtuse angled feet, vomiting for hours on end, horseishness

Bro that kid has sethtism

by Chicken Jones May 25, 2021