Wet Second

An extended period of time usually when you're bored off your tree

Oisin: Did it take you long to bust a load last night?

Brendan: Yea, I lasted a wet second

by Wet second January 29, 2018

Sizzling Second

1/8 of a flaming hour

Yo doggy, I'll smell ya in a sizzling sec.

I'll catch you in a sizzling second son.

by SkidMark Steve August 4, 2013

second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011

Silver Second

A fleeting moment in life where everything is perfect and nothing can hold you down.

"Do you remember when Crosby scored the winning goal in the Olympics?" "Yeah man, that was a silver second."

by SSBAND October 13, 2011

27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.

Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.

by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023

Second Childhood

An enlightened state where an adult returns to childhood. Hard to achieve but it can be done.

I’m gonna have a second childhood no matter what you say or think!

by I Like To Define Words November 25, 2021

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022