shploingnant

when a man is eating ass and the girl shits all over the mans face

ma nibba whomst all fuck eating ass bitch got shploingnant

by yung pussy bacon 57668 July 26, 2017

Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017

scharkinger

The most awesome people you can meet are named Scharkinger. It is German, which means that Scharkinger’s are destined to lead the third reich when hitler returns one day. So if you want to be in line for joining the third reich, and if you are not some filthy Jew. Then change your last name and the last name of your children to Scharkinger, and feel hitlers reich hand raise in glory for his fellow Scharkinger’s

Guy1: nice mustache
Guy2: thanks and nice swastika
Guy1: yes it is from my great grandfarther Günter Scharkinger
Guy2: are you a Scharkinger?
Guy1: indeed and you?
Guy2: Scharkinger once, always a scharkinger brother
Both: Heil five
Both: alright let’s gas some Jews, with some Zyklon b gas.

by Scharkinger April 29, 2018

Schrödinger's Code

Code that is never executed might be perfectly bug-free, or it might be spaghetti. Until it is built and a full suite of tests is run against it, there is absolutely no way to know which state it’s in.

John Doe: "Was that code ever run?"
Diana: "No..."
John Doe: "Then it's Schrödinger's Code"

by Rakuand June 6, 2018

Schrödinger's Cash

Money that is gambled but the result is not known

I placed a bet on that football match but until it's over it's Schrödinger's Cash

Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!

by Jurgen Flurgen October 16, 2018

Schrödinger's Adjective

A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.

Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.

1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective

by foothands29 December 8, 2018