Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schlap

Shitting into your palm, shoving your hands in another's face and proceeding to clap

"I'm going to schlap Harold later"
"Dude what the fuck

by Schlapper March 7, 2025

Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.

The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

Schlapp

To repeatedly sexually harass one or more men, especially when done by a closeted man who opposes rights for sexual minorities.

The head of the American Conservative Union was kicked out of a bar for schlapping several men by following them around and rubbing up against them.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025

Goin' schlap

(Atlanta) A term used to describe someone or something going crazy. Another word for crazy is "schlap."

They were goin' schlap the other night at the party!

by witchhunt666 May 10, 2020

Fart Schnarfing

The legendary art of farting into one's own cupped hand, then snorting it.

Darren: Hey Luke, do you want to see what fart schnarfing is?
Luke: Fuck no, but go ahead.
Darren: OK!
*Schnarfs a fart*

by Fakespeare October 28, 2021

Schilling Schlapp

When a boogie man schlapps his schlong in between a niggas eyes, drags it down their nose, and shoves it in their mouth.

Damn boogie man u really Schilling Schlapped dat nigga.

by overgrownforeskin March 13, 2024