Schlong Flogging

Masturbation.

He was schlong flogging through the whole movie, and twice as fast through the sex scenes.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016

Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.

Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.

by Dezmuz May 27, 2016

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Schlongdaddy

Another word for penis.

I saw Jason's schlongdaddy in the locker room yesterday. I'm jealous.

by Drakinite July 8, 2017

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017