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schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

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to flick your chicken is parallel to flip your shit

something that happens when you are extremely excited, suprised, or scared

flick your chicken

when I saw the dude in the banana suit, I nearly flicked my chicken.

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