schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 07, 2016

flick your chicken

to flick your chicken is parallel to flip your shit

something that happens when you are extremely excited, suprised, or scared

flick your chicken

when I saw the dude in the banana suit, I nearly flicked my chicken.

by cutegaynugget March 06, 2016