Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.

My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

by Best people’s December 25, 2025

controller schizophrenia

This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.

"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."

by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017

Health Schizophrenia

When someones brain creates the illusion of a health problem, and they believe It to be factual.

You have Health Schizophrenia sir. We have tested you, and you still insist on having this problem.

by Woman Man Dog December 5, 2019

Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020

physical schizophrenia

schizophrenia experienced physically

that mf has physical schizophrenia.

by eaqat September 12, 2021

Weaponized Schizophrenia

Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...

Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Fortnite Schizophrenia

When you’ve been playing Fortnite for such a long period of time that you start to confuse it with the real world.

Person 1: I went to the mall after playing Fortnite for 6 hours and I tried to edit the escalators

Person 2: Dude you have really bad Fortnite Schizophrenia

by NBAFunboyIII March 5, 2024