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Knee slapper

adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

A private tutor!!

-knee slapper
by MegDar September 20, 2009
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slapper

A slapper is a girl or woman that in earlier era's would have been called a nymphomaniac. The true slapper would shag anyone and anything if it just meant she could satisfy the craving for sexual fulfilment for 10 minutes. The word is used as an insult and a reminder that the woman is the type that loves a big pair of balls slapping against her arse - hence the term "slap and tickle" - a slapper is a woman that likes a lot of slap and tickle
What a fuckin slapper tho man, I bet she likes a good thick end up the knicker leg.
or

Eh mate she's a right slapper - you wear some protection and while youre on the job give her one for me cuz I wouldnt touch her with a barge pole - just stop and say "by the way this ones for steve"

seen as a trendy pub name
"The slappers arse"
by frosty the kebab shop owner January 3, 2008
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Cock Snapper

Woman who loves to snap a cock during sex.
Tarryn's a real Cock Snapper, she snapped Grants cock and just kept going like nothing happened with a wild look in her eyes.
by Joshuaq January 2, 2009
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Supper

The name used in a Fish and Chip shop for an item with Chips (fries). The chips part means Supper.
It is mainly used in West Scotland but can be used Scotland Wide except around the English border regions
Can I have a Fish Supper or Smoked Sausage supper.

This translates to Can I have Fish and Chips or Smokes sausage and Chips.
by a01020304 May 3, 2009
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snapper slappers

when a guy's balls hit a chick's pussy during doggie style
Tom's snapper slappers were sore after hittin' it doggie style with Carrie for hours.
by Dixon Cider March 8, 2009
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Snapper Punch

The sexual act of punching a woman in her "snapper" commonly known as vagina.
Mike doesn't just finger his women, he snapper punches them. I don't know why girls like being fist punched hard in their snapper.
by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010
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SnapperDoodle

A woman's vagina..
A pussy,
A cunt,
snickerpie,
muffbasket,
whiskerbiscuit,
also known as the forbidden fruit.
*Gets a nudie pic from a chic*
"Yo Freddy, check out this bitch's snapperdoodle!"

Christina had a very nice lookin snapperdoodle, however, Becky did not..

After Jimmy munched on Sarah's snapperdoodle, he developed what appeared to be cold sores on his lips!

"Hey Tasha, can I cockadoodle goo your snapperdoodle doo?"

As Larry laid dying in a hospital bed, a nurse asked if there was anything she could do to make him feel more comfortable. Larry motioned her over. She approached him seductively and he whispered something. She leaned closer to hear and purposely grazed her perky tits on his chest as she put her ear close to his mouth. Larry slowly brushed the hair behind her ear, gently caressing her. He grabbed her by the back of the neck,sucked and licked her ear and smacked her hard on the ass, grasping a firm grip. Not letting go he shouted, " Hot Damn! I was born by the snapperdoodle, and I'm wanna die by the snapperdoodle!!"
by thepickledickedwitchdoctor August 23, 2017
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