Surging Sanders

You know, when you come out of nowhere.

(Derived from the 2016 Bernie Sanders campaign which ejaculated into the presidential race completely unexpectedly - especially causing a large surprise for Hillary Clinton).

"So my hot cousin was visiting from Oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and I totally got a Surging Sanders."

"Oh no, not a Surging Sanders!!"
"Yeah man, I had to run to the bathroom cause I had cum all over my pants!"

Despite Clinton raising 112 million dollars, she's worried about a Surging Sanders.

by vonkish April 27, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of nowhere

"he was so horny that he accidentally did a surging sanders"

by Rhight April 27, 2016

surging sanders

When you come out of nowhere (defined by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show, January 13th, 2016)

We'd hardly started kissing when my boyfriend started surging sanders

by voxdoc April 28, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Trevor Noah has a lot of issues with Surging Sanders in the bedroom.

by galmur April 28, 2016

surging Sanders

When you come out of nowhere to disappoint a woman

The guy I was with last night pulled a surging Sanders 30 seconds in.

by dewey-defeats-truman April 28, 2016

surging sanders

To come out of no where

Did u see that trick shot such a surging sanders

by Truffle fuck April 29, 2016

Surging Sanders

(As seen on The Daily Show)
When you cum out of nowhere, a.k.a. premature ejaculation.
In reference to Bernie Sanders' unexpected rise, or surge, in the polls against Hilary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race.

Person 1: Hey man, how was last night with Stacy?
Person 2: Dude, not great. About 30 seconds into the act, I had a Surging Sanders.
Person 1: Whatever that means...

by Sanders2016 April 29, 2016