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Holy Roman empire

Neither holy, roman, or and empire.
"Your just like the holy Roman empire"
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roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011
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Roman spider dump

(roh-muhn spahy-der duhmp)
1. (noun) An act of questionably sexual behavior involving a pair of male participants (one seated in traditional posture on a toilet with second said participant sitting on the lap of the other participant facing in the opposite direction) and the subsequent act of simultaneous defecation (aka "dumping"). The derivation of the term "spider" refers to the 8 arms/legs and multiple eyes of the collective parties involved. The term "Roman" means absolutely nothing.

2. (verb) The act of performing a Roman spider dump
Hey!! We both have to dump before catching that train..but there is only one toilet!! Maybe we should have a Roman spider dump to save time.
by bonedogg December 12, 2008
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Roman Shower

To bathe only the genital area.
I know I'm going to have sex now but I'm dirty and smelly with no time or place to shower. I'll just use my knapkins and some water and have a Roman Shower.
by Steve52 December 21, 2008
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roman wet willy

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.
dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts
by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016
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Throw up a Roman

Giving a fascist/national socialist salute. The kind in which the right arm is extended forward and raised above the head level. Used as a sign of mutual respect and glory. This salute gets its name from its original use among soldiers in the Roman Empire. Although it it was commonly used by fascists, national socialists and other third-positionists in the twentieth century, it was not exclusive to these groups. For example, American school children were taught to throw up Romans while reciting the pledge of allegiance prior to World War II.
Guy behind a podium:
"The most precious possession you have in this world is your own people. And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith!"
Audience of thousands of people:
Let's all throw up a Roman right now!
by LegioAeterna September 10, 2022
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holy roman empire

neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.
"holy roman empire is neither holy nor roman nor an empire religion and censorship suck" (c) francois-marie arouet
by history is disgusting June 22, 2018
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