Red road

It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.

Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?

by DingusDan1028 July 4, 2019

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red flare

A another name for a girl with an STD

“Bro did you fuck that hoe”Guy1 “Na she is a red flare”guy2

by Westcoast4444 November 5, 2019

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red splurge

1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY

I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 17, 2017

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Red tuesday

The Tuesday before Valentine's Day when your significant other is most likely to break up with you before the holiday.

Tomorrow is Red Tuesday I guess I should break up with him before Vday comes instead of after.

by glamqueen September 22, 2016

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17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.

Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.

“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”

by DaleThePig February 16, 2018

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