retardalyzed

When someone is so retarded that they are paralyzed.

Yo man that nigga over there is so retardalyzed!

by vstro24 February 25, 2009

Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

retard

I am the proud Father of three children, one of whom has Downs Syndrome.This is a genetic defect in which the child has an extra chromosome.

My son is labled by society as being retarded. This is measured by standard I.Q. tests that have been developed for many purposes but for too long now have been used to simply lable people.

If you met my son I would hope that you would get to see the person that I see. I don't see the physical characterisitics that might cause you to be uneasy around him or to avoid him but I see the perfection of what was intended for people to be.

My son will greet you with a smile that can light up the world. If he has met you once he will remember your name and be geniunely glad to see you. He knows your moods before you do and wants to see you happy. My son will easily tell you he loves you if that is how he really fells and he greets people with the best hugs you'll ever get from anyone.

My sons emotional intelligence is off the charts. He loves people and when some are rude to him he forgives and moves on. To meet him once is to never forget him and to meet him twice is to always be in love with him.

He is excited by life and to many times life tries to beat him down, take his spirit, and turn him into societys label of what he should be. My Son is better then what society wants for him and he fights it back like no one else I have ever seen.

So my defintion of Retarded is not one of something negative but of something to be celebrated. My defintion of Retarded is "Love in it's purest form."

It seems to me we could use more retarded people in this world.

Don't ever let anyone define you.

by Proud Dad April 17, 2007

retarded fuckchild

Its not self-explanitory, it occurs when there is either an incest relationship because they did not spread apart the genes, therefor resulting in a shallow gene pool.

OR when a child is just plain out retarded..

Crackwhore: my uncle, dad, and brother all raped me, im also retarded so thats why im a retarded fuckchild.

by Fuckthepainaway April 8, 2005

retarded animal babies

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.

"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."

by Joe Bastard June 25, 2004

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

pants on head retarded

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.

Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.

by TheStorey December 27, 2007