When your standing at the magazine rack and someone lets out a hellacious SBD fart that sends everyone fleeing for their life.
I didn't get a chance to look at this month's copy of Import Tuner, because it stunk so bad when Stump magazine racked me.
by Samurai-X October 7, 2003

Easy mode: racking up through a floor page.
Medium mode: racking up through Level II trauma.
Hard mode: racking up through Level I trauma.
Ultra mode: racking up through a massive casualty situation with pagers strapped to your forehead.
Medium mode: racking up through Level II trauma.
Hard mode: racking up through Level I trauma.
Ultra mode: racking up through a massive casualty situation with pagers strapped to your forehead.
by highland hospital May 6, 2010

When you pass out from being wasted and your friends carry you from party to party and put you on the couch with all the coats until they leave.
Bro, we Coat Racked you all night and hold your head up by the hair as you vomitted while we carried you around campus.
by C Shevs February 28, 2011

Owner and creator of all of discord.
Pulls every female without a flex
Can fuckk your bitch over the interent
will jerk on cam for rolls
DIM RAAACCCk
Pulls every female without a flex
Can fuckk your bitch over the interent
will jerk on cam for rolls
DIM RAAACCCk
by OG FAT July 3, 2022

When something is unbearable, disgusting, just looks like shit on a stick.
Looks like a rack of shit.
yeah
Looks like a rack of shit.
yeah
Man 1-"Did you see Heuvos's hair?"
Man 2-"Yeah, man! That hair looked like a shit rack!"
Heuvos- "Corn."
Man 2-"Yeah, man! That hair looked like a shit rack!"
Heuvos- "Corn."
by Scrub my corn January 2, 2012

Someone with emotional baggage, personally disorders, attitude problems etc. The label of "magazine rack" comes on account of them having plenty of issues.
Me: So I was thinking about trying to hook up with Felicia from accounting.
Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.
Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.
by Rumpleforeskin August 21, 2016

by taker May 21, 2006
