balls to pussy ratio

Vital foundation for the positive outcome of a party, stating that there should at least be one vagina present for every testicle. As a result a party with a good "balls to pussy ratio" provides two females for one male.

"Dude, that party sucked. Seriously, there weren't any chicks at all."

"Yeah, it had a really crappy balls to pussy ratio."

by Mike Hoffster December 20, 2008

Ratbitch

A person that owns rats that should have got a rabortion

That ratbitch tried to sell me baby rats in the club

by RatPimp February 19, 2017

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by [bvh9asK June 6, 2022

Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011

cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

by JimPop April 4, 2009

Tricep:Boob Ratio

The method of telling how much of a girl's bust is made up of fat, by looking at the amount of fat stored in the tricep region.

Scientifically the most accurate method known to the common man. Devised by TheBald.

Guy 1: Mate did you see Steven's new girlfriend? Great set on her.

Guy 2: Check out the Tricep:Boob ratio, it's only because she's chubby.

by TheBald November 21, 2010

noodle ratio

This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.

If you can sex a girl like 3 times within 3 hours and then your penis becomes a wet noodle, your noodle ratio is 3:1.

Oh man, my noodle ratio has gone up since last year, now I got a 10:1 noodle ratio!

by rayjay April 23, 2006