Putt

When you laugh your ass off and you can't stop.

Drake made her putt so bad, she started crying.

by Ya Mom's Jeans! May 17, 2016

Puton

Pu·ton
/ˈp(y)o͞otän/
noun
A dirty couch in a bachelor pad that has been used many times for make out sessions or sex.

Or
A sofa or futon that has been pooed on.

I wouldn’t go near that puton in the alley.
Danny’s puton has herpes.
That puton be banasty.

by Farmer Ernie May 25, 2020

Happy Gilmore putt

A putt that is babied so bad that it only makes it about 1/4 of the way to the hole.

I thought I'd get a par in today, green in regulation with 15 feet to the hole... but I made a Happy Gilmore putt and of course ended up three-putting for bogey.

by HeavyD293 July 9, 2011

Putter

A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.

1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.

by Bradula August 2, 2006

te amo puto

often seen as TAP, slang for "love you but fuck you." Most commonly attributed to friends and co-workers.

Carlitos, TAP!

*Carlos runs into a wall* Carlos, te amo puto.

by mcmathews November 4, 2016

putoc

corruption of the word "putok"

Frequently used by rac(tm)

Kita kits, kita kits sa McPutoc

Meet me at McPutoc

by iskarnorst October 27, 2003

pitch and putt

comman nickname for those with blue or green hair

that aaron is so pitch and putt

by mazzab May 13, 2007