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Scavenger Pro

When you take a dump and there is no toilet paper left and your parents have friends over, you are forced to look through the bathroom trash can to find the small remains of previous rolls to wipe with.
Dude my parents were having a party yesterday and some guy left nothing on the roll when I went to take a dump so I used my scavenger pro, it's a real perk
by NateTheBaseOfAwesome October 28, 2013
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pro rage

Rage in which the player is upset for a valid reason other than being new or a novice at a game. Similar to noob rage with respect to language and loudness, but the underlying reason is different.

Pro rage typically occurs when a game mechanic malfunctions, causing an unnecessary or unintended death. Examples include lag spikes, bad hit registration (FPS), weapon glitches, etc. These examples are typically not due to lack of skill at all, but nevertheless occur and result in the player's death, causing anger. The resulting rage is referred to as pro rage.
Person A: HOLY SHIT THIS HIT REGISTRATION IS GARBAGE
Person B: Dude, stop noob raging or I'm going to mute you...
Person A: It's called PRO RAGE, spunkwad.
by Nullifi3d July 10, 2015
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That’s pro shit

Something that exceeds the norm
I got something published in the Urban Dictionary. Man that’s pro shit your kidding me.
by Suga boom boom December 18, 2018
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nifty-pro

do you like cheese itz?”
“yeah they’re pretty nifty-pro”

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by $nowski June 17, 2018
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Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services
Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner
by Johnpricey July 15, 2019
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Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.
Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.
by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019
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Pro-Healthy

People who hate fun and would ruin every dinner party with their Pro-Healthy food facts.

Judging people's weight and try to change them.

Body shame overweight people to lose weight.

- Stay healthy but don't force it on others, be fun, loose up around friends and family and give your kids candy every now and then.
'' Is that a donut? Omg, do you know what that does to your body? You should switch to a salad, trust me, you'd live longer"

"I never give my kids sweets because I want them to grow healthy "I don't really care about what they want". They eat baby carrots and nuts for dessert."

" Ok, you should stop being a Pro-healthy for one second, Karen."
by Avelen May 29, 2020
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