Half Post

When someone updates their status on facebook with cryptic messages so that others will comment. Usually because they're an attention whore.

"OMG, I can't believe that just happened" would be Half Post of "OMG, I can't believe I really don't have anything important to say, so I'm going to pretend something dramatic is happening to me, so people will pay attention to me and I will feel loved."

whereas your supposed to respond "Are you alright?" (As if you really care, and the only reason you are really asking, is because you feel sorry for them.)

As mention on Keith and the Girl.

by Susie Lipshitz March 6, 2011

post-charismatic

People who are open to God but indifferent or hostile to church because of bad past experience(s).

"I submit that the same is true for those of us who self-identify as post-charismatic -- the answer to the abuses and errors within the charismatic movement should not lead us to abandon all things Spirit-led..."

by Greasy Wheel August 5, 2007

Post Whipped

It is when two people break up and one cannot get over the relationship. They are constantly trying to get back in and will never accept that it is over.

Dude, Jack is sooooo post whipped over Lizzie after she ditched him.

by jcougs May 15, 2014

Post-wank

When you keep jacking off even though you already came.

George jizzed everywhere but continued on in post-wank shame.

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Cope Post

When someone posts/uploads something purely to win a non-existent argument. Usually used to target a group of people they don't like.

Also, These posts are usually made when someone has just been proven wrong, lost in a video game, or wants to try to win an argument that hasn't happened yet.

Person A: I don't like his playstyle, so I'm going to make a video showing why this playstyle I don't like, is bad.
Person B: Bro, don't do that, it'll sound like a cope post.

by Yebby April 9, 2022

Post-it Bitch

A term used to describe a someone who uses post-it notes excessively to point out minor mistakes and make pointless comments.

Sofia really went overboard with the comments today, when have crowned her the title of site Post-it Bitch

by KPdefinitions April 2, 2019

sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019