Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

Pork wrench

Penis

"Dr., I have a rash on my pork wrench, here take a look!"

by Dr. Centaur March 16, 2019

Pork Missile

A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole

“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”

“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”

by RealSlimBizzle July 24, 2022

pork knuckles

Used abroad and means the same as camel toe.

Her shorts are so tight she has pork knuckles.

by The Dead President August 9, 2010

Pork Blinds

Unusually meaty outer vaginal lips.

I tried to throw it in Ginger last night but my dick kept getting caught in her pork blinds.

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

pork it away

to waste something, to screw up a good opportunity that's been given you.

"You guys had a ten-point lead going into the half, but you just porked it away."

"I'm giving you another chance at this project, now don't pork it away."

by giutfsseukhj February 14, 2012