towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

popeful

Feeling hopeful at the prospect of a new Pope.

Stay popeful! The conclave will end at some point and there will be a new Pope.

by NeologianPJG April 27, 2025

Pope Leo XIV

the new pope

Pope Leo XIV is americanese

by Fhqisdas May 9, 2025

popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.

"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!

by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018

Pope drop

Similar to the mic drop, but biblical in nature.

Not merely a theatrical performance.

An affirmative religious statement which defies lack of trust and the belief of others, in what you are saying.

Proven by a photo with yourself and the Pope.

The Catholic Church and their affiliated social services do not trust me nor believe what I proclaim to be honest and truthful, so I gave them the Pope Drop.

by Uncle Neal January 29, 2022

pope

a indescribably hot and chonky old geezer who loves to get down and dirty with the youngsters

"Gee whiz Jerry! That pope sure is a hot chunk of hot ass!"

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Gave her the pope

The sexual act in which a group of males engage in sexual intercourse with one female. However one male engages in anal sex with the female, while the others engage in vaginal sex, this maintaining the one males virginity before God.

Dude Danny and his friends totally gave her The pope last night,

by bobadee January 24, 2019