by Flipperboo May 27, 2022
Get the philipguysupremacy mug.The illegitimate child of a 20-year old jobless, carless "man" (small man with small wonders, See 'Phillip') and an emotionally desperate, moderately overweight, Chipotle employee. Philivias are usually born overdue and slightly to moderately overweight. Normal Philivia characteristics include rectangular-shaped eyebrows, love handles, and chipped or cracked teeth, with or without gaps. They can normally be found in the employee lounge of the Good Egg or in a knockoff Chanel store with its mother buying track suits.
Can also be used to describe any person, thing, or situation that is unatractive, dirty, or otherwise unpleasant.
Can also be used to describe any person, thing, or situation that is unatractive, dirty, or otherwise unpleasant.
"Bro, whens your wife due?"
"She was due two months ago. I think we're having a fucking Philivia!"
"Man, that sucks"
"Who left this rotten chinese food in the fridge?"
"That's just my baby, Philivia."
"Dude, i think i have food poisoning. I keep having to take a huge Philivia"
"Baby, will you bring me that box of deep-fried twinkies?"
"Isn't this your third box today?"
"I'm hungryyyyyyyyy."
"You're being a total Philivia!"
"She was due two months ago. I think we're having a fucking Philivia!"
"Man, that sucks"
"Who left this rotten chinese food in the fridge?"
"That's just my baby, Philivia."
"Dude, i think i have food poisoning. I keep having to take a huge Philivia"
"Baby, will you bring me that box of deep-fried twinkies?"
"Isn't this your third box today?"
"I'm hungryyyyyyyyy."
"You're being a total Philivia!"
by shirleyronson December 16, 2008
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My bitch, & slave.
She has me laughing every single damned day. I be dying around her. She's like a bestfriend.
I love you, slave<3
She has me laughing every single damned day. I be dying around her. She's like a bestfriend.
I love you, slave<3
My Philica is better than your Philica.
by QueenWombat April 29, 2011
Get the Philica mug.In the card game Casino, the Big Casino or 10 of diamonds. Name comes from a deck of cards used at Phoenix House Belle Terre which had Florida unsolved homicides on them. Phillip Sweats was the 10 of diamonds. His murder is still unsolved.
by J.T. Dawkins May 8, 2011
Get the Phillip Sweats mug.Philiswa is a name given to a beautiful ray of sunshine, it means to be made alive. Her aura is magical and anyone that is blessed to know Philiswa should consider themselves blessed to have had such an amazing opportunity to meet greatness personified.
Philiswa is an African Queen.
by Lisora November 23, 2021
Get the Philiswa mug.With the accuracy of a sniper rifle and the disposition of a demigorgon's head, the Phillips Head Buttcrack is two intersecting buttcracks, one vertical and one horizontal, that lines up in the middle of one's ass with a sphincter in the center point of the intersection. The Phillips Head Buttcrack can also be referred to as the crosshair ass and the forbidden four square.
Man 1: Hey have you heard from Bisexual Tony lately?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
Man 2: Yea. He introduced me to his boyfriend who promptly told me he had a Phillips Head Buttcrack. Weird right?
Man 1: Well I can't judge. Whatever gets ya going, am I right?
by Jeffgoldblum37 March 10, 2022
Get the Phillips Head Buttcrack mug.When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.
Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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