black and decker pecker wrecker

1. A mythical/legendary/nonexistent/hypothetical power tool that is said to damage male genitalia, which the mere mention of causes any child under the age of 13 who knows what a pecker is to laugh their asses off when they hear the term

2. A Black & Decker drill

I'm going to town to buy a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

black and decker pecker wrecker by Koby_Fish April 27, 2005

wood pecker 

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

wood pecker by Dukie May 17, 2005

CHATTING PECKER 

Chatting Pecker usually occurs when you have spent WAY TOO MANY HOURS CONNECTED TO A PICK UP LINE,usually followed by some sort of score on the side of the mouth or genetalia..

FUCKING HILARIOUS TO SEE..YOU CAN SPOT THESE PPL A MILE OFF...

chatting pecker example:

user 1 > soooooooooo wat time..?

user 2> uhh 8:00 call u back in 20 min tell u wer..

CHATTING PECKER by 000000000000000000000000000 July 17, 2009

Popcorn pecker box ploy 

Where usually at the movies a guy will cut the bottom out of popcorn box and stick his pecker through the hole where as his girlfriend also eats popcorn unaware out of the box she will discover his pecker in it.

I tried the popcorn pecker box ploy.

Popcorn pecker box ploy by The Fury 13 September 26, 2010

The cat and the pecker 

A joke.

There was this guy who went to see his girlfriend and her mother who was sweeping the front porch said she wasn't there.So he sit down in a chair on the front porch to wait for her.
It was a cain bottom chair and there was a big hole in the seat. And he didn't have on any underwear and had split his pants.
So his pecker fell out of his pants and was hanging down. And the cat came up and started playing with it.

The mother swung her broom at the cat but missed and hit him in his cock and balls.
And after that the guy never came back.

did you hear the one about the cat and the pecker?

The cat and the pecker by deep blue 2012 June 2, 2010

Little Pecker 

amazing. yet, a douche at the same time. he's a really good friend to anyone. unless well you're a dumb trick. haha , he makes me laugh when i try to be mad at him. you can never stay mad at him for more then 10 seconds. he's my bestfriend. i like him a lot, he may not realize it but i do. (: but , oh well. gonna go hit me up some facebook. peace dumb trick. (:

Pulling an all-nighter with Little Pecker. (:

Little Pecker by sarah cracker dog June 5, 2011

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker 

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!

Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker by Hammitch July 31, 2016