Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

Paracidal

Someone who is so paranoid they are pushed to the point of suicide.

Dude, I think your girlfriend is paracidal

by JKStarr March 25, 2009

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016

Parachuting

Parachuting: When you're on a night out in a strange city without accommodation, and you endeavour to find somewhere to spend the night. Not necessarily "pulling" - for example, ending up at a house party and crashing on the sofa, sleeping on the floor of a hostel etc could be classed as "parachuting".

"Mate, which hotel did you book again?"
"I was thinking we could just do a bit of parachuting instead"

by SleeperCellious August 10, 2019

noid-para

So paranoid that you think even the dictionary is out to get you.

Kenn is mega paranoid...almost to the level of noid-para.

by Mike H October 11, 2007

Meat Parade

Just a parade of female meats. Booty and titties.

Look at this squad of females, just a meat parade.

by ProtectWomensRights July 12, 2019