Hypocrisy Paradox

Consistently being silent about or speaking out against those things that normally you speak out against or keep silent about as circumstances dictate.
Preacher Anthony captures himself in a Hypocrisy Paradox each time he rants against same sex marriage from the pulpit on Sunday after marrying a couple of fornicators on Saturday.
by snake plisskent June 02, 2020
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dab paradox

happens when your dealer has dabs so you buy a g and now nothing else gets you high
p1: "hey I just got wax, wanna come over?"

p2: "idk man last time I had oil I got stuck in a dab paradox for 3 weeks"
by peoplepopper27 February 14, 2019
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Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly
“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter
by BravoArmstrong December 03, 2020
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Paradox of myth

A place where fucktards go to hang out. They hunt stupid ass myths. They all have massive balls. They are super cool and everyone likes them. ;)
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FMF Paradox

Fucking my family paradox, The theory you can never get too close to someone who is having sex with a member of your family because of the expected akwardness. Also can be used as fucking my sister paradox or fucking my mother paradox.
Friend 1: My Sister's boyfriend keeps trying to be my best friend.

Friend 2: So what's wrong with that?

Friend 1: FMF paradox man, it's too awkward.
by Billy Mcgee February 19, 2014
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Markiplier Paradox

when an individual is simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest of a group of two or more people.
Jaiden was an example of the Markiplier Paradox
by bucketcom January 25, 2025
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Markiplier Paradox

When a person is simultaneously the dumbest person in the room and the smartest person in the room.
Person 1: Dude, how the hell did he get outta that bad hand?
Person 2: The Markiplier Paradox. He's somehow both bad and good at poker.
by War zone boi January 27, 2024
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