dry paint

Aged cum

Sorry guys I have to clean up the dry paint from my bed sheets

by Dankass n-word December 10, 2019

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

skank paint

To hastily paint over a previously painted toenail in a crude fashion.

"If you're going to wear flip flops you should at least get a pedicure"
"It's okay I'll just skank paint them"

by bigknows June 26, 2012

Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

antivandal paint

Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.

In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.

by Gr0wbag November 25, 2013