Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters
Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
by Fflech July 03, 2018
An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 16, 2011
what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
by LukeEmia_ January 05, 2021
My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow
by Paedo Ted April 07, 2011
by v-a-t-s August 07, 2013
When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.
e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo
Friend: You fucking weirdo
by AsianEquations March 14, 2014