magazine rack

When your standing at the magazine rack and someone lets out a hellacious SBD fart that sends everyone fleeing for their life.

I didn't get a chance to look at this month's copy of Import Tuner, because it stunk so bad when Stump magazine racked me.

by Samurai-X October 7, 2003

racking up

To sleep while others are working.

Easy mode: racking up through a floor page.
Medium mode: racking up through Level II trauma.
Hard mode: racking up through Level I trauma.
Ultra mode: racking up through a massive casualty situation with pagers strapped to your forehead.

by highland hospital May 6, 2010

Rack mount

Where a male puts his dick between a woman's breasts.

Frank: "Bro, look at that girl's tits!"
Bryan: "Who, Kayla? I rack mounted her last weekend. Damn good."

by TimmytheSlamMan February 6, 2017

pimp rack

a horizontal storage space for a pimp at rest, aka the bed.

As soon as my head hit the pillow in the pimp rack, i was out.

by Tricky77 September 9, 2012

Magazine rack

Someone with emotional baggage, personally disorders, attitude problems etc. The label of "magazine rack" comes on account of them having plenty of issues.

Me: So I was thinking about trying to hook up with Felicia from accounting.

Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.

by Rumpleforeskin August 21, 2016

Rack & Jack

When, upon lifting immense weight on bench press, one becomes incredibility turned on by their accomplishment. A "Rack-n-Jack" participant will then rack their weight and immediately begin masturbating in the gym.

Damn, I was pissed I couldn't get more reps last week at my new max. I was so impressed with myself that I rack & jacked it right there before I could finish my set.

by asdfghkrd September 28, 2014

Shit Rack

When something is unbearable, disgusting, just looks like shit on a stick.

Looks like a rack of shit.

yeah

Man 1-"Did you see Heuvos's hair?"

Man 2-"Yeah, man! That hair looked like a shit rack!"

Heuvos- "Corn."

by Scrub my corn January 2, 2012