jet lag

An easy way to blame ones own short comings on a shift in timezones but not necessarily restricted to having to actually cross said timezones see: NHL 98.

man1: dude I just kicked your sorry jet lagged arse in tony Hawk 2
man2: I have jet lag
man1: lick my nuts

by michael j fox in teenwolf August 21, 2003

Principles of Lag

A phrase that describes a state in which anything is possible.
Commonly used during video games to describe a cheap or ridiculous death.

"By the Principles of Lag, I should be able to shoot this person, even though they are actually behind me."

"Dude...I was in the room the whole time. How did I not see you come in?"
"By the Principles of Lag."

"By the Principles of Lag, I will ace this biochem exam."

by zgriffin22 May 10, 2010

Jeta Lag

Illness caused by travelling by a wolksvagen jeta which is older than 30 years.The car is still being driven in poor countries like Serbia.With it's crapy shocks,leaking doors,rough ride is garantied!

Steva:Hey bro , how was your trip?
Dzoni:Damn man,I'm feeling sick cuz of this jeta lag

by Warrior's code February 6, 2012

morning lag

Occurs during an online Call of Duty match, particularly Search And Destroy, where during the beggining of each round there is a temporary lag that lasts anywhere from 5 to 10 seconds but disappears.

I can't stand morning lag. Everytime it happens I end up running into walls trying to rush the bomb site.

by IClutchDaily October 20, 2011

Penis Lag

When your penis freezes to avoid ejaculation while in the act of sexual intercourse or while buttsecksing.

I had mad penis lag after a few minutes because I didn't want it to end.

by Jarryd January 23, 2006

Net Lag

The delay experienced as news moves from the internet to newpapers magazines and television. News appears first in the fastest, unintermediated media like blogs and wiki's. All other media are slower, hence the lag. The surprise you feel when you read todays newspaper after surfing the web, and you realize it yesterday's news.

"Hey jimmy, stop reading newspaper or you'll get netlag".

by Rob Tyrie March 19, 2005

fag-a-lag

A fag that tends to lag in the bedroom.

Hey Lambchop, you such a fag-a-lag in the bedroom. Oh don't look at me like that boyfriend!

by Jaa-wee-bo-wah November 8, 2008