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Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar bacon, and signature beverages. Face mask optional. Burmingham ,the Jukich owned cafe, has the only kid menu. Northern Cali is the most$$$$
Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.
by KeekeeN June 6, 2020
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Covid-69

When you're going down on each other, and you fart so hard, your lady friend goes for her Coronavirus mask.
We were going down on each other after I ate Taco bell, and I let one rip. Due to how close my butt was to her face, she immediately threw on her Coronavirus mask and kept sucking like a champ. Covid-69!
by Mike Oxenormous October 11, 2020
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covid sex

When a girl wants to finger another girls pussy so hard that she feels it in her eyeballs like a covid test
Let's quarantine together and have covid sex.
by Paulandfrieda October 27, 2020
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covid 21

When covid live one year!!!!1! 😳
Jared: omg guys1! Coveed speed year!1!1!1 It covid 21

Everyone: No one likes you Jared.
by ImposterSUS😳 December 26, 2020
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Covid-21

since its 2021 now covid is now 21 so it can drink and get drunk now. god help us
"Covid-21 is satans work."
by pushyrot January 21, 2021
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COVID-19

The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,
*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!
by viktwor April 1, 2020
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Covid-19

That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.
Guy 1 - "Covid-19 isn't real."

Guy 1 - *Slowly pulling out Barret 50.cal Anti Materiel Rifle*
by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020
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