It's you goddamn life, learn it, love it, and LIVE IT!
When you're in band, you might as well say good bye to Friday mall hang outs, and hello crappy football team and totally awesome field show.
Marching Band is the only thing that people go to watch at football games pay close attention, the minute the band performs everyone leaves.
You Fool I am the band lord!
Tips for the little freshmen afraid of band... don't worry dearie you only got the drum major yelling at you to hurry up, you got upper classmen who will protect you during school day hours but the minute it's band time prepare for the worst. Oh and Tuba cases are not that bad you'll grow to get used to them by the end of your freshmen year.
Band is a bad-ass, complete awesomeness, heaven on Earth SPORT, that's right football team band is a sport and no one gives a damn about you, that saints born on Earth go because they are gifted with proper roll step, proper time, and good rhythym.
Once you're band you're in forever, if you quit you should go into hiding because you will be hunted down and force to march in the basement no one knows about at your school, it's a giant football field made by the Band god to make you march.
Tip: Don't make a piccolo mad
Tubas doing Soldier Boy is amazing.
Cheerleaders were made for the marching band, don't believe them when they say it the other way around.
LIFE = MARCHING BAND
When you're in band, you might as well say good bye to Friday mall hang outs, and hello crappy football team and totally awesome field show.
Marching Band is the only thing that people go to watch at football games pay close attention, the minute the band performs everyone leaves.
You Fool I am the band lord!
Tips for the little freshmen afraid of band... don't worry dearie you only got the drum major yelling at you to hurry up, you got upper classmen who will protect you during school day hours but the minute it's band time prepare for the worst. Oh and Tuba cases are not that bad you'll grow to get used to them by the end of your freshmen year.
Band is a bad-ass, complete awesomeness, heaven on Earth SPORT, that's right football team band is a sport and no one gives a damn about you, that saints born on Earth go because they are gifted with proper roll step, proper time, and good rhythym.
Once you're band you're in forever, if you quit you should go into hiding because you will be hunted down and force to march in the basement no one knows about at your school, it's a giant football field made by the Band god to make you march.
Tip: Don't make a piccolo mad
Tubas doing Soldier Boy is amazing.
Cheerleaders were made for the marching band, don't believe them when they say it the other way around.
LIFE = MARCHING BAND
by Band-4-Life December 27, 2009
One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.
Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.
by Emo Dave May 05, 2004
Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.
Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.
by Fuckyoubandlosers November 02, 2012
One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.
In short, every school has them.
In short, every school has them.
Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.
by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010
band wagon means a fan of any team that likes a team only because they're doing good. But when they're not doing good fans are like oh fuck them
Man, that guy is such a band wagon. He never liked the Lakers but now he does because they're winning the finals
by KakaaaxD June 15, 2009
by Jasandy Dunkirk November 01, 2008
a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows
Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
The instruments are as follows
Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound
by awetsdgsd June 17, 2009