peni

he has a peni.
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Penis's

Bob: How many penis's are there?
ben: 500
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Penis

The word "penis" has many definitions...

1.) A word you look up on Urban Dictionary when you're bored out of your mind.
2.) A word you make a define on Urban Dictionary when you have nothing to do.
3.) The third leg.
4.) That wibbly wobbly thing that should be hidden behind a closed door.
5.) The male genital

Male genital
Sally: "Hey have you seen James Charles?"
George: "Yes he cut off his penis."
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Penis

"Ben Greene has a seven inch penis"
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penis

One who goes to urban dictionary to see what people have written about the word "penis", then decided that they should make a definition about penis too. the definition defining that a penis is one who describes a penis.
I ... am ... a penis.
by Mike_oochie April 22, 2008
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Penis

God decided that Adam needed to be superior to Eve. Thus he blessed him with a large sexual organ called the penis.
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no penis

noun: a woman's vagina. The opposite of a penis. What a women has and a man does not. va-jay-jay
Wanna know why that guy was nice to you Lisa? It's because you have a no penis.
by Jor Jor May 11, 2006
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