Maurice “Alexsis ur shoes looks like something out of a trash can they’re horrendous”
MJ “Stop glazing”
MJ “Stop glazing”
by emjay! June 14, 2024

I gave the ham a holiday glaze after my mother in law said I should go easy on the sides at thanksgiving.
by LigmaCaulk November 21, 2020

The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022

The film that’s left on a gentleman’s meat whistle after bare backing the bride to be during her Music City bachelorette festivities.
by The Real Chas May 14, 2024

Used to show that someone is over complimenting someone or something.
For example:
This blobfish is the most beautiful animal known to mankind.
This is glazing the blobfish as they are known for being ugliest animal on earth.
For example:
This blobfish is the most beautiful animal known to mankind.
This is glazing the blobfish as they are known for being ugliest animal on earth.
by foodluv17 February 3, 2024

by urban potato June 19, 2024

noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
