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Nigerian Card Scam

Is when a card is swiped at a college cafeteria and without breaking stride, it is gently placed between the butt cheeks of the original swipee, from there the swipees friend can ever-so secretively remove the card from previously stated butt cheeks for a schmorgish board of dog shit.

(Reccommended butt flection for card stability and security)
I was so hungry and without a college id, that me and my buddy phil successfully pulled the nigerian card scam and those fat dirty, smutfaced lunchladies bought it, no pun intended.
by buttpuffingnigeriancardsniffer November 17, 2010
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nigerian

1. Person from Nigeria/Niger.
2. Of or referring to a black person.
3. A substitute for "nigger" or "nigga"; to avoid using such terms.
4. A cover for non-black persons, when referring to black people, in front/around other black people.
1. I am from Niger in Africa.

2. I was with my nigerian friend yesterday, and we went to the movies.

3. "Look at all the nigerians over there, Phil."

4. Jim told his black joke with other black persons all around him; substituting "black man" for nigerian so that nobody understood and got offended.
by yuskjr May 22, 2009
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Nigerien

a citizen of the west African nation of Niger, once a part of the former French West Africa colony. 'Nigerien' is NOT to be confused with the word 'Nigerian' which refers to a citizen of neighboring Nigeria. And contrary to ignorance and popular misconceptions, the nation's name 'Niger' refers to the Niger River and the proper pronunciation is 'NIGH-jehr', NOT, NOT, NOT 'nigger'. 'Nigger' is an ugly racist word derived from the now unused word 'niggard' which originally denoted a lazy person (it's in some Shakespeare works) and DID NOT have racist overtones whatsoever. But Shakespeare lived in the 16th - 17th centuries and this is 2022, isn't it?
Mdou Moctar is getting some attention from the rock press recently and with good reason. He is an innovative Nigerien psychedelic guitarist who fuses Saharan African musical textures to his rock'n'roll. He sings and writes mostly in his native Tuareg language, and he's put out two CDs. The latest is from 2021, Rolling Stone magazine rated it four out of five stars. I saw and met him and his band live in a club in 2019 and the show was outstanding. Check him out, he's a new 21st century guitar hero.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2022
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Nigerian Picnic

When I the woman fills her vagina with jelly and the man covers his penis with peanut butter. Then after they finish screwing the PB & J is scooped out onto bread and eaten.
-Dude im so horny rite now, i could totally go for a Nigerian Picnic
by wooden_didlos_at_camp July 12, 2010
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Namer

Noun.

A person who puts a character name infront of posts while roleplaying. Usually a newbie in a chat room.
yuna: i r a gewd rper
by Link Akami April 12, 2005
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Nigerian

1. A person from Nigeria
2. Another word for 'nigga' so school kids don't get in trouble
'My fucking nigerian'
by Vonnye July 23, 2019
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Nigerian Sage

A Nigerian or West-African who is respected by all and will not hesitate to Falcon Punch you if irritated, opposed, vilified, et cetera. He may also deliver a Nigerian Punch. It is impossible to describe. If you encounter a Nigerian enraged enough to attack with a Nigerian Punch, do not approach him/her.
James: Hey, man i meet a Nigerian Sage today. It was crazy.

Rick: That's cool. What happened?

James: He beat up Mark. i haven't seen him since.

Mark: Hey guys...

James and Rick: W...T...F.....your face.....
by NigerianSage November 14, 2011
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