filthy nelson

gay sexual position when a guy is suspended in bondage, and fingered up the ass while getting a blowjob.

man Chris is such a pervert, he gave albert a filthy nelson last night.

by urmomsawhore August 3, 2012

Grant Nilsen

a stupid blonde kid who speaks like a cowboy and needs shoes.

Grant Nilsen is being weird again

by leavemealone1 September 8, 2021

Leo Nilsson

sexiest man in existance

Guy: Hes suck a Leo Nilsson
Guy 2: I know he's so hot

by kakankatten6000 December 17, 2022

nelson

nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.

My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.

by JjHair November 23, 2009

the full nelson

the traditional act of eating out a girl's asshole with chops sticks and soy sauce(preferibly one of asian decent)

Marc put the full nelson on Patricia, with a side of kung poon shrimp.

by marc February 3, 2005

Nils

A very potato guy (alien).

He looks like a nils

by Rwohan atkillson March 21, 2018

Mrs Nelson

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.

Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed

by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010