Nelsoning 

v. Semi-erotic food fingering to check for quality, doneness, and juiciness approved only by Mr. Nelson himself.

You’ve been Nelsoning the crease in that chicken long enough.

Nelsoning by Santee Men August 11, 2020

Nelsoning 

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

Nelsoning by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008

Nelsoning 

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

Nelsoning by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Nelsoning 

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

Nelsoning by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

nelsonius

Nelsonius

Until now scientists are still not sure about what this species specifically is as it is as intelligent as a human and looks like one. However, they have made descriptions of it and people are saying that based on that descriptions there was a lot of Nelsonius during the 1800s, though back then they didn't have a proper name for this species, they just labeled it as a yōkai, a Japanese term for supernatural entities.

Some of these people even said that Nelsonius is related to a Rokurokubi, a mythical yōkai creature from Japanese folklore that has the ability to stretch her neck really long, in the case of a Nelsonius however, he can't stretch at all (this is how you differentiate a Nelsonius with a human), so why is he similar then? Well because he is the exact opposite of a Rokurokubi, he is so opposite that mythologists are thinking that it's kind of like that Yin & Yang situation, and since they both are found in Japan, it makes sense that they are somewhat related in terms of origin. Not only that, Rokurokubi was often found in the Edo period (1603-1868), these are the years when a lot of people spotted many Nelsonius as well.

However, despite all of these scientists have still not confirmed that Rokurokubi exists, they are, however, aware of Nelsonius. According to their trackers and calculations, which have been proven to be 97% accurate, there is only 1 Nelsonius left, and that person could be your friend. Sus lol.

In literature, Nelsonius is defined as different, as in VERY different, like unusual yet obvious. This definition alone is based from the species itself, as Nelsonius is very different than humans and they are also unusual to exist, yet they are very obvious to get spotted. You can also use Nelsonius to replace "Sus" as in a not so suspicious way, yet concerning.

EXAMPLE: You are acting really neslonius today, not sus, just something I need to be aware of.

nelsonius by Paper ツ September 28, 2021

Newtoning 

to solve math problems like a boss,

Kid: What are you doing in math class?

Wyeth: Newtoning!

Newtoning by Sir.IsaacNewton February 18, 2015

Nelsonized 

A term used in absolutely owning a person using the most random and idiotic phrases, yet it is so brilliant.

*Boy 1 to Boy 2*
Boy 1: Hey, what's red and smells like blue paint?
Boy 2: I dont know what?
Boy 1: Red paint, dumbass.
Boy 3: You just got nelsonized.

Nelsonized by SycoYoshi8 October 10, 2011