Neil'd It

The botching of processes, protocols or simple directions; even when designed to be safe against the incompetence or the misuse of even by the stupidest or most careless of users.

The opposite of the popular English idiom "Nailed it!"

"I stripped the screw cause I did righty-loosey instead of righty-tighty." - Neil'er
"You really Neil'd it" - Observer

by Andytoy December 22, 2021

Neil Young

A manchild who removed his songs from Spotify because a podcaster whose political views are different than his was more popular than him.

Neil Young is immature and needs to grow the hell up. Ditto for Joni Mitchell.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 7, 2022

Full neilson

When a males penis us at its largest, from an having an erection it is called a full neilson

It was aukward because I had a full neilson when I stood up.

by Toumbraider99 June 28, 2018

Martin O'Neill

Scary man who exposed Aaron Warner.

Random guy from Greenock: Did you see Martin O'Neill exposed Aaron Warner?
Other random guy: no
Random guy from Greenock: Not Epic...

by A very sexy man420 March 20, 2021

Neil Armstrong

the act of a man marrying an ugly chick. ie. one small step for man, one giant step (bullet) for mankind

Taking a bullet for mankind by marrying an ugly chick. doing a Neil Armstrong

by Matt Wilmot March 27, 2007

o'neil

cumbersome, uncoordinated, mammoth, cow head, idiot

"that gut was a massive douche, what an o'neil

by goggleyes May 31, 2010

Neils

a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans

" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"

by godless15 December 10, 2009