Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.

I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry

by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017

Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

by Kazlex May 26, 2017

mussy

a slang to describe people as they dont have any sexual organs.

"u dont have a life, hahaha"
"ur such a mussy, zaid"

by kakato123 June 6, 2017

Mummy

As a noun, the person who is non-responsive in bed, or allows sex reluctantly and coldly. As a verb. Mummy Sex is the act of sex with this person.

Never again, she is a mummy in bed.

I've gotta get some every night, but my squeeze was so tired last night we had mummy sex

by Gojai August 24, 2017

Mummy Dust

a cloud of skin, feces, dirt and scalp dandruff, that can be found on the unwashed clothes and bodies of homeless and or drug addicts. Similar to the dust found in a mummies crypt.

Bruh, I gave this homeless guy a ride home when he pop'd out of the car he left me in a could of his mummy dust.

by Brogantac January 9, 2018

Mumsense

NOUN (mass noun)
Spoken or written words that appertain to the actions of a mother.
"She was getting up to all sorts of mumsense"
"Stop talking mumsense"
"What you're doing is mumsensical"

Pronunciation
nonsense/ˈmums(ə)ns/

I called my mum, but she was talking mumsense as usual.
A lot of what she says and does it total mumsense.
I love you, despite all your mumsense

by sb63 June 9, 2018

Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way

Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear

by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018