Jive sucka mustard

Yo momma, yo daddy and yo face

Yo Mom is a jive sucka mustard sandwich

by mrtuff May 13, 2008

mustards

firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.

"those mustards are such bitches"

by MUNTYLOVERSUNITE May 5, 2009

runny mustard

After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.

Aww, sweetie i let some runny mustard get into your hair patch. Go take a shower.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

mullard

to feel ashamed
comes from the CHAMORRO languistics

manny was talking to shannon one day and he had a huge azz boogie in his nose , he looked in the mirror a couple min. later and felt MULLARD

by shannon May 13, 2005

mustard

This is an alternative name for marijuana. It is often used at the office/workplace or in emails so that other words for pot need not be used.

"I wish I could have some mustard with my lunch today."

"I'll meet you for a beer, and maybe later we can have some mustard."

by Grommm February 27, 2010

mustard balloon pits

yellow stains in the under arm area of shirts

When you play water balloon fights on facebook and you get hit with millions of mustard water balloons your pits on your shirt look like mustard balloon pits

by tweetie bird August 9, 2009

Mustard

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007