spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.

"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"

by cbfaucher October 13, 2011

Moron

If being a moron hasn't gone wrong for you yet, its too bad for everyone else you haven't got yourself hurt at least once by your own actions.

Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

moron's rebellion

The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.

"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."

by anonymous October 6, 2022

Oxy-moron

Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."

Fresh from rehab the oxy-moron shared extensively about how dope N.A. is.

by David1965 March 23, 2022

moron

Biden's last name before he went into politics and became a murderer

hey saw mr. moron got covid. again. not buying his request for attention.

by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022

Moronic

The bionic moron

Shelley thought she was a smooth criminal, her moronic mistakes proved otherwise.

by Gregorkennett March 31, 2021

chromosome moron

The X (is acctually "the" EX) and the moron (really stooopidly dumb person) cant seem to get it into his chromosome (grey matter between the ears) to leave u the fuk alone.

Chick to EX -
you are the X at the END of the alphabet

Y dont u leave me alone before

Zed comes and adjusts your chromosome moron!

by freeAtLast April 15, 2012