Donkey raving ass monger

One who loves donkey ass and can not restrain from it. Also, one who fucks too much donkey ass and has lowered oneself to the animal level.

Dylan Saches is a donkey raving ass monger.

by Steve Malibako December 5, 2003

Mongolian Log War

When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.

"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."

by mazda6maniac October 14, 2011

schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

by black jesus May 1, 2003

mongolian rodeo

A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.

"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."

by Gaysian Fanatic July 18, 2007

Whore Raping Ass Monger

Someone who enjoys raping whores and takes advantage of their ass.

Billy used to be a Whore raping ass monger back before rehab

by Dethfate January 16, 2009

shit mongerer

Someone who intentionally tries to stir shit up. Similar to a hate-mongerer, but instead of spreading hate, a shit mongerer spreads shit around.

I can't believe Emily told Jay about what I said. What a shit mongerer!

by First Bass February 26, 2006

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A military tactic used by the Golden Horde (i.e. Genghis Khan and his descendents), in which an army invades an outnumbered force and overpowers them, but doesn't kill many of them; instead, the conquerors rape and otherwise humiliate the conquered, then leave.

I can't walk to school anymore without worrying about a bunch of punks giving me the ol' Mongolian clusterfuck.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003