ugly naked mole rat

what you and ur bff call each other
ur an ugly naked mole rat
by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister February 04, 2022
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To remove new urban dictionary definitions the day they appear, particularly when online bullies add definitions which contain full names. Such quick action prevents such terms being indexed in other sites.
Unfortunately when you play urban dictionary whack-a-mole you're limited to removing only five definitions per day.
by billthecat November 07, 2012
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Let Me Turn Into the Mole and get a Swole is a phrase used when a man is attempting to have relations with another person. The idea is that an erection is "swole" and one would like to have it burrow in an oriface like a mole would burrow into the ground.
by Racer XXX March 23, 2022
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Thats what mole man said

Used in the case when a person has said a phrase in which was not funny, or used lame comedy, but in which they thought was funny themselves, And is replied with thats what mole man said.
Person - What do you call if you cross a kangaroo and a trampoline.... A wooly jumper

2nd Person - Thats what mole man said

Can be shortened to TWMMS, Usually for online use.
by Mini-Coops January 06, 2011
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mole call

need to go to the bathroom to make feces
- Hey, why are you leaving?
-Got a mole call, gotta go, fast...
by zbiski October 03, 2017
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Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.
"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"
by Micheal Seagram March 20, 2020
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fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.
The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.
by Brooo119 July 11, 2023
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