Mid Life Crisis 

You are considered to have a "Mid Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 30 and 60

See also One Eight Life Crisis and Quater Life Crisis

"I'm having a mid-life crisis! I'm 38, single, and really depressed"

Mid Life Crisis by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Mid-Striding 

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

Mid-Striding by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011

Mid-life crisis,

1.) What most cats seem to be into.
2.) What dogs are like when they're dinner bowl is empty.
3.) What humans call the point of their life when they realise they can't be want they want to be or when they realise half their life is gone and the rest of their life involves tea, coffee and hospitals.

Damn, Stephen is in a real mid-life crisis, he dresses up everyday as a Bowie alter ego, look at him now, a bloody thin white duke.

Mid-life crisis, by diamondmanizzle3 September 5, 2013

Mid Life Crisis Car

Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be

Audi TTs

And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise

Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!

Mid Life Crisis Car by Bobby Elvis July 15, 2014

Mid-Shift Shaft 

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

Mid-Shift Shaft by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009

Mid-week Crisis 

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.

"Hey did you get to see Mid-week Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"

Mid-week Crisis by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009

Mid-Boss

"I told you! My name is the Dark Adonis!"

Mid-Boss by GG Crono 4 November 9, 2003