meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).

They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.

by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018

meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

by Mepz July 7, 2016

Death Match Meeting

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.

My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.

by jojob September 25, 2009

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

meet us in the weast

A direction given after you've occupied the space resulting in a cylinder bursting and you no longer have control over your bearing.

Town said: "you'll meet us out there"
Longley asked: "where is there?"
Town said: "meet us in the weast."
Longley said: " very well!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 12, 2021

come to jesus meeting

A meeting in which a group discusses their flaws. Nobody can interupt another and they can't put words in somebody else's mouth (she doesnt like me).

After this terrible week, the staff really needs a come to jesus meeting.

by BmsGrad January 1, 2009

sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

by thegirlDJ August 25, 2009