Maxim

Stud Muffin, Muffin Top, Pumpkin, Muscle Man, Giver and Receiver of Love Badges

He's Maxim, enough said.

by Maxim's Girlfriend March 22, 2007

maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org

Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.

by The Dude January 20, 2005

Maximum Pussy Capacity

Getting as much vagina as possible for a certain person at a certain time.

"That gel in Clair's hair is really not letting him reach is maximum pussy capacity," Biskey said.

by kfcbizkits May 8, 2011

Pussy Maximus

The female version of a "sausage fest". A large gathering of females in one area.

Guy talking to friend: "Dude, did you see all the girls here? Its a pussy maximus!"

by swimmer14 July 15, 2009

Marimite

Short for "Maria-Sama Ga Miteru". A light shoujo ai anime commonly watched by horny boys looking for yuri.

Marimite is a very well drawn anime and manga series, with decent characterization and excessive use of French. However, it is constantly abused by yuri-fanatics. Despite only, like, two shoujo ai kisses.
The best part? NO FAN SERVICE!

by Hayley Hyuuga January 23, 2007

maximina

A strong mexican women who can take care of her children and cook very well
She will always be their for you but can be very mean

Dang maximina im sorry

by #messi10 September 16, 2017

maximizer

One who maximizes whatever application he is working on, consuming all screen real estate and rendering the entire concept of the windowed GUI useless.

I told my friend I was getting a 30" monitor, but because he's a maximizer, he couldn't fathom the purpose of it. "Who wants to type in Microsoft Word across the whole screen?"

by Lucent July 25, 2008