Sigma Male-
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
by anonymous July 18, 2021
Get the Sigma malemug. Very opinionated individual with an extreme sense of professionalism.Most loving caring and resourceful person you will ever meet.Animal lover
by JJ style March 9, 2017
Get the Kelly (male)mug. by GOAT House 2018 December 11, 2018
Get the beta malemug. A guy that prides himself first and foremost on looks, and cares very little about substance...common side effect is desert dick
Allan Matus spends $350 at the Lacoste store, but can't tell you the two presidential candidates...what a male bimbo
by Buff Man October 22, 2004
Get the Male Bimbomug. by ograbson October 13, 2021
Get the Sigma malemug. by john angello December 20, 2007
Get the male prostitutemug. by hugh chungus June 21, 2018
Get the Charlie Malemug.