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buttered leper

Something you eat when you're extremely hungry.
You know what, I'm so hungry i could eat a buttered leper!
by sergio ensivage July 22, 2009
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fa'leberty

when a person has so many friends on facebook they are recognized often in public....but have no clue how the person that recognized them knows him/her...
so at the local water park this chick comes up to Billy and starts talking to him like they were the best of friends....after she leaves I ask how he knows her and he said I don't know her....it must be my fa'leberty!!!!
by Ithunder9 June 16, 2010
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white lazers

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina
derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother
by eat my white lazers September 4, 2010
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M.Leber

a douche bag from the midwest. also could be called a nerd. loves to read and jerk off to NPR. he is a game nerd who thinks hes better than mclovin69 <---- even though hes a total muscular badass that whoops ass at DW and metalstorm
by aidss July 25, 2011
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pencil leperchauns

The little bastards that take your pencils when you're not looking. Also, just to mess with you they put the pencil back into your pocket a couple hours later just to fuck with you.
John: Have you seen my pencil?
Eric: No. Wasn't it just on the table? I think the pencil leperchauns got to it.
John: GOD DAMN IT!
by Nart Releehw September 26, 2011
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cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.
Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.
by Jabathahut May 14, 2016
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JJ Leazer

Probably the most honest and coolest person alive.Theres only one woman on earth like her.Everyone wants to be her friend and everyone is jealous of her so they have to make up rumours to get ahead in the social media.
Has a jackass of a Ex Boyfriend cause he cant keep his hands to himself and she is happy that they arent together anymore,because she is better off without him anyway.
In conclusion shes pretty damn awesome.

We all love JJ Leazer because she is a pretty talented person.Rare to find.
The last one standing.
The last one alive.
Unicorn
by PUDDLEofmud December 19, 2016
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