Cold Lenny

Take a shit, wrap it in paper or tissue them freeze it. When hard, use as dildo on either yourself or partner

Any batteries in the dildo? No? Well, I'll use a cold lenny

by Berto119 August 4, 2008

lenn art

"to pull a lenn art" is to lay a cleveland steamer between lennart tits.

this girl i dated was such a negative nagging bitch, i just had to pull a lenn art on her

by schande May 8, 2006

Lennart Langkilde

hi my name is lennart i like to hit my kids when they do something good. i have no self controll i fucking love having sex with my 2 cats.. when they lick my balls it feels like sand paper :).I sit in my room in the dark on my computer and live off American Cheese and packages of hotdogs. I'm fat and have no hair, i wear tight leather biker outfits, and go to gay bars.

hey i went to the gay bar and fucked a packet of american cheese

by shane reeve February 4, 2005

Lennard

An expression of (long) distance or time

"Aww man, I'm not walking there, it's such a lennard"

or

"I can't wait til Christmas but it's a proper lennard away"

by Cabbage Patch McFlange-alot October 21, 2007

John Lennon

It's true

Imagine all the people. . .
That's all he was, just one of the people. never to be raised, or praised. An icon to those without concept of self worth, an idea for followers and those of shallow mind, indeed, exactly like all celebrity.

Presidents, CEOs, Television actors, Movie "stars" etc.
John Lennon

by Augustine Splinter September 30, 2005

Happy Lenin

A blowjob.

Jack scored with Emma, she gave him a Happy Lenin!

by L. E. Barclay February 4, 2010

primadonna lenny

A fairly large creature that is a result of an experimental object which is the creation of Dr. Olga and Professor Gary. The primadonna lenny loves to sing Abba, queen, and Russian folk songs. He enjoys marijuana (it repels its A.D.D. elixir). Prancing, dancing, romancing, lancing, break-dancing, belly dancing, clog dancing, and of course nude dancing. During the days of the week, the primadonna spends his time gazing at a book, whilst dreaming of a better life. The primadonna lenny fears his own lair, for his creators will beat him with a stick if he does wrong. In reality, as opposed to fantasy, he cowers in Florida, where the crocadili roam. His two younger siblings are closet homosexuals.

LET ME GET A LICK OF PRIMADONNA LENNY, TODAY.

me: oh god
you: what?
me: primadonna lenny is singing and dancing...once again.

me: who is that fairy ovar thar.
you: oh you mean primadonna lenny?!

you: primadonna sure is hyper tonight
me: no, thats his A.D.D.

you: why?
me: he ingested some marijuana earlier today

by psebriaty69.9 February 7, 2010