by *...Nukin...* October 3, 2007
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by Luke April 1, 2005
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by Terence TerTer February 22, 2011
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by Fuckyabitches February 20, 2019
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Her beauty is so fuckin stunning, it'll make you look twice!
She is way out of your league, she'll turn down every guy she meets.
ahaha, personal experience.
but yeah, she never had a boyfriend because she doesnt' want nun of ur buulll.
Her beauty is so fuckin stunning, it'll make you look twice!
She is way out of your league, she'll turn down every guy she meets.
ahaha, personal experience.
but yeah, she never had a boyfriend because she doesnt' want nun of ur buulll.
Boy 1 - Hey, baby.. you like wanna get a drink?
kunie - nope, sorry. kthxbai. ^-^v
Boy 2 - Dude, you totally got turned down. And I htougth you had game. -.-
Boy 1 - yea, i guess she's too good for me.
kunie - damn right. :)
kunie - nope, sorry. kthxbai. ^-^v
Boy 2 - Dude, you totally got turned down. And I htougth you had game. -.-
Boy 1 - yea, i guess she's too good for me.
kunie - damn right. :)
by BbyDunHurtMe May 4, 2009
Get the kunie mug.In laymens term, Kung fu = Skill
Kung = Energy
Fu = time
anything that takes energy and time developes its own level of kung fu.
Chinese based martial arts are often refered to as kung fu. When regarding these systems of martial arts, many people, especially todays modern martial arts crowed, mis understand the truth behind chinese based martial arts.
There are many schools of kung fu that do not have actual masters teachning them, this is where the common mis conception of its effectiveness comes into play. those ignorant of the truth behind chinese martial arts view these schools and form an incorrect ideal of what kung fu is.
traditional chinese martial arts, often are very quick, very powerful, and extremely effective in thier efficiency.
to become proficient in chinese martial arts however, takes great time.
due to the methods and the variance in technique, chinese martial arts, often, take three times longer to become proficeient in. however, when you reach a state of proficiency, you will have a higher degree of available techniques. Rather than the simple basics that many (mostly modern martial arts such as MMA) have. A "kung fu" master, delves in depth to the intricacies of the human body and its mechanics, exploiting any and all weaknesses in thier opponent, being able to explode from any position, and from any posture with heavily practiced techniques for such occasions.
only the ignorant believe any system of martial arts superior to another.
it is simply in the practitioner itself.
for those seeking very in depth studies that will only grow and flourish with time, traditional chinese martial arts are for you.
for those seeking basics and a quick step guide to basic average fighting skills, do not study traditional chinese martial arts. you will not understand, you will be left behind, and you likely will not have the will, determination, and patients required for such a highly refined skill set.
Kung = Energy
Fu = time
anything that takes energy and time developes its own level of kung fu.
Chinese based martial arts are often refered to as kung fu. When regarding these systems of martial arts, many people, especially todays modern martial arts crowed, mis understand the truth behind chinese based martial arts.
There are many schools of kung fu that do not have actual masters teachning them, this is where the common mis conception of its effectiveness comes into play. those ignorant of the truth behind chinese martial arts view these schools and form an incorrect ideal of what kung fu is.
traditional chinese martial arts, often are very quick, very powerful, and extremely effective in thier efficiency.
to become proficient in chinese martial arts however, takes great time.
due to the methods and the variance in technique, chinese martial arts, often, take three times longer to become proficeient in. however, when you reach a state of proficiency, you will have a higher degree of available techniques. Rather than the simple basics that many (mostly modern martial arts such as MMA) have. A "kung fu" master, delves in depth to the intricacies of the human body and its mechanics, exploiting any and all weaknesses in thier opponent, being able to explode from any position, and from any posture with heavily practiced techniques for such occasions.
only the ignorant believe any system of martial arts superior to another.
it is simply in the practitioner itself.
for those seeking very in depth studies that will only grow and flourish with time, traditional chinese martial arts are for you.
for those seeking basics and a quick step guide to basic average fighting skills, do not study traditional chinese martial arts. you will not understand, you will be left behind, and you likely will not have the will, determination, and patients required for such a highly refined skill set.
they say on technique a thousand times is better than a thousand techniques one time.
in kung fu, we practice the thousand techniques, a thousand times.
thus the extra time involved in learning to become truly profitient.
in the beginning your kung fu will be weak, near the end, your kung fu will be unrivaled.
in kung fu, we practice the thousand techniques, a thousand times.
thus the extra time involved in learning to become truly profitient.
in the beginning your kung fu will be weak, near the end, your kung fu will be unrivaled.
by pangquan October 3, 2006
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-Nohr Prince or Princess (Sword, Stone) - Upgrades to Nohr Noble (Sword, Stone, Tome) or Hoshido Noble (Sword, Stone, Staff)
-Songstress (Lance) - Only one specialized character
-Dread Fighter (Sword, Axe, Shuriken) - Available via DLC or in Special Edition
-Dark Falcon (Lance, Tome) - Available via DLC or in Special Edition
-Lodestar (Sword) - Special Amiibo Class
-Vanguard (Sword, Axe) - Special Amiibo Class
-Grandmaster (Sword, Tome) - Special Amiibo Class
-Great Lord (Sword, Lance) - Special Amiibo Class
- Dota 2 World-Class player
And his special skill is giving his emotionally traumatized friends a Robbie Rotten level of beyond holy, very fappable, Yaoi chin via a mighty hex that he's spent his whole life perfecting. He blesses you with this by side-glancing at you with his beady little eyes akin to the very rat he has his gaming mouse inside of as we speak; eyes rich with depths of knowledge and wistfulness. He's still working to hone and wizen his most iconic skill- calling people cuck and sand nigger and pouring milk first into the bowl then the cereal, that fucker.
-Nohr Prince or Princess (Sword, Stone) - Upgrades to Nohr Noble (Sword, Stone, Tome) or Hoshido Noble (Sword, Stone, Staff)
-Songstress (Lance) - Only one specialized character
-Dread Fighter (Sword, Axe, Shuriken) - Available via DLC or in Special Edition
-Dark Falcon (Lance, Tome) - Available via DLC or in Special Edition
-Lodestar (Sword) - Special Amiibo Class
-Vanguard (Sword, Axe) - Special Amiibo Class
-Grandmaster (Sword, Tome) - Special Amiibo Class
-Great Lord (Sword, Lance) - Special Amiibo Class
- Dota 2 World-Class player
And his special skill is giving his emotionally traumatized friends a Robbie Rotten level of beyond holy, very fappable, Yaoi chin via a mighty hex that he's spent his whole life perfecting. He blesses you with this by side-glancing at you with his beady little eyes akin to the very rat he has his gaming mouse inside of as we speak; eyes rich with depths of knowledge and wistfulness. He's still working to hone and wizen his most iconic skill- calling people cuck and sand nigger and pouring milk first into the bowl then the cereal, that fucker.
Person 1: Daddy Mike Pence yonder I can see a future in which you make my prostate cease to exist with ur fist and I wish to fish out the
will to live
out of your booty
Person 1 aka Valve Corp: *sighs and shakes his head with a humored smirk upon his face* Oh; that Kuntarakornkiti!
will to live
out of your booty
Person 1 aka Valve Corp: *sighs and shakes his head with a humored smirk upon his face* Oh; that Kuntarakornkiti!
by IJustWantToBeHappyInLife April 1, 2017
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