Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara

"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"

by paddleB September 1, 2014

big knockers

Used to describe boob size if there big

Ohh Diane's got some big knockers

by HeXZ RoyalZ December 29, 2016

Knock Knock

A fun game in which the participant stands outside a closed door where someone is sleeping. The player pulls out his penis and begins to masturbate. He must stand close enough to the door so his hand knocks on the door as he masturbates. The aim of this fun game is to get off before the sleeping occupants wake up and come to see what all the noise is. While the player technically loses if the occupant comes out of the room too early, the player may be able to get sex out of the occupant should it be an attractive female.

Guy 1: Dude I'm bored. What can we do?
Guy 2: Well we could always play knock knock.
Guy 1: Alright but this time I'm not going to my mom's door.
Guy 2: Fair enough.

by oh tee gee May 15, 2008

knock and squat

The equivalent of "ding-dong-ditching." Knocking(knock) on a neighbors door and quickly hiding(squat) in a bush or behind a tree etc.

Want to go and knock and squat tonight?

Knock on a door and Squat in or behind something.

by Mr. Slippers May 31, 2009

Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009

fart-knocker

A dumb ass

My boss is a fartknocker.

by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003

Knocker

A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person

I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die.
Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up!
Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers
So the smartphone hater is a knocker

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011