Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019

Keyboard rage

Keyboard rage is usually when a guy gets angry and he started to write spam messages like (u h4v n0 lyf3) or just some meaningless words
Usually slamming their head into the keyboard

Me rekting a bitchass kid
Kid:as
Kid:a
Kid:adads
Kid:ddas
KID:SADSSAF
Kid:idyshdjdhbsjdgd(then keyboard explosion)

Kid has left the server(rage quit)

Me:lmao he did a keyboard rage and then ragequitted

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 13, 2019

keyboard wheeler

Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.

I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.

by CF352 September 4, 2019

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017