A short fat bitch of a guy. Always crying about something and is incredibly lazy. He has the worlds smallest dick. He talks like he has no brain. He is the most annoying guy you will ever meet. You better hope you never meet him.
by ¥*¥ February 16, 2018
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by Blowjob S&D October 18, 2018
Get the Dutch Kettle mug.Describes someone who is incompetent. In fact, 'incompetent' is being too kind - they are shite. Completely shite. So shite that the decisions they make do little else than inflict unhappiness and induce rage.
A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.
A shit stain on the adult diaper of life.
by Every football fan ever! January 30, 2019
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Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce’
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020
Get the Jack Kettlehat mug.Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment
“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”
by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021
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